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Oct
01
Rock Creek Park About to Blow Up, Along with the Rest of the World
Posted by lgordon in Blog (3 Comments)
photo credit: pingnews.com This one is pretty self-explanatory. Rock Creek Park is now a live minefield. In fact, those of us living in Northwest DC might as well be sleeping on top of the DMZ. Maybe some anarchist with access to LIVE AMMUNITION instead of bricks decided to blow up the DC establishment, and thereby fix the financial markets, because really, who needs money when there isn’t a government to force capitalism down your throat?
For more information about this developing story, CNN is deliciously vague. http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/10/01/dc.grenade.ap/index.html. Also, I hear sirens in Logan Circle.
So, if you’re walking somewhere and suddenly hear an ominous click as you put your foot down, remember that when you pick your foot up, you’re going to explode. Tough luck. My advice to everyone? Seek shelter, preferably of the fallout variety.
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Chris
10/01/08
11:42 pm
man oh man, we’re under siege in every direction. We have Leo’s workers trying to poison us and now they’re trying to get to us off campus as well! Hell, I feel so unsafe in Northwest, I think I might look at some lofts in Souteast…
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Marcia Gordon
10/02/08
3:58 pm
very scary stuff…there is a lot happening and we need to stay aware.